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Tuesday 9:12 am

Dear fellow cat lover,

What I am about to tell you here may disturb you.

You see, for years I have been designing and crafting the most exquisite cat palaces you or your cats will find anywhere.

It started 15 years ago when our cats constant meowing to go outside got the best of me…so we decided to craft an easy way for them to get inside and out on their own.  What was created then, in comparison to what we are showing you today was, in essence, a shoebox.  A square box that started this cat condo craze… 

Well it quickly became apparent that Patches, Tina and Tigger (our cats) wanted the square box for more than an entrance…they wanted it for their own house (very unlike cats to demand something more).   

Not only did we spoil them rotten in the first place… now they are demanding their own separate living quarters!

So after 126 cat fights between the 3 of them to find sprawling space within the shoebox it was decided….

“They need a bigger, better cat palace…enough for at least the three of them!”

So… the madness began… Nicer, more elegant, better designs, roomier vaulted ceilings, insulation, wallpaper, glass windows, lockable doors, removable roof, separate patios and grand entrances like a 5 star resort!

The nicer the cat palaces got...the more the cats loved them…the less they were willing to leave the palaces!

During this time a business was also born.  You see, people were utterly amazed at the incredible cat houses they saw and the finicky detail and craftsmanship that was a part of the designs. 

An extreme cat house 

Here are just a few of the discoveries you will find within this home study course and tutorial…

• 40 hours of time condensed on to a "99" minute don't-miss-anything video tutorial" that ensures you understand everything you need to do
• 15 years of cat palace design and construction expertise condensed into one comprehensive, hold-your-hand and walk you through it package
• Saving you at least 30 hours of your own time by trying to do this yourself.  No more guessing the measurements, trial and error mistakes that can cost you time and money (your cats will appreciate you completing their palace sooner as well)
• You will be amazed at the details we put into these designs to ensure they last (inside or outside these designs will last you for 10, 20 30 years or more if you look after them)
• Blueprints you can read!  Done by a professional architect that works on multi-million dollar designs – even he was amazed at the intricate details within (ensuring you that the plans make sense, are easy to follow and will almost build the palace itself… almost)…

“Now that…. IS A CAT HOUSE !” 

No one had EVER built cathouses like this before!  Until these designs came along that is….

People started asking us to build them, ship them, manufacture them etc….

But when we told them the number of hours that went into our masterpieces they gasped!  You see, people were used to the $50 scratching posts you can find in every corner pet store and every newspapers classified sections….in other words “a dime a dozen”.

And we refused to offer cheaply made, poorly designed “knock offs” just so we could compete with the “joneses”. Our own cats proved it – they were tired of cheap furniture as well, they demanded quality.

What we were doing was creating a new generation of Uniquely Crafted Cat Palaces.

In fact, even Bloomingdales took notice and we were in midst of negotiations to supply their upscale pet boutiques with our masterpieces.  It was then though that we discovered a major problem and flaw in our design.  You see, they had become so grand, so intricately detailed and crafted – that we forgot about shipping these palaces long distances!

Dumb, dumb, dumb

Well, after it arrived (in our first attempt at a shipping container) at their buyers location in 50 pieces, we quickly discovered out biggest flaw…the shipping costs to do this right were going to be very high.

Custom shipping crates were now needed!

So not only were there hundreds of hours that went into some f the high-end models…now we had to have custom crates made!

As you can probably guess, our costs started to climb and climb into the stratosphere.

So rather than compromising quality we decided to focus back in on the local market.  So it was off to the trade shows to show off our designs….

People were STUNNED!

“Now THAT is a cat house!” as blurted by a 10 year old boy with wide open eyes and his mouth hanging open

 “That cat house is nicer than the house we live in mom…” as a 14 year old girl tugged at here mommy’s purse strings 

“Fluffy would absolutely love that design sooooooo much!” stated by a cat breeder with cats designs on her vest, shirt and boots.

The problem was ….it still took us 41 hours minimum to create the smaller palaces...

And up to 497 hours on the newest, most extreme Mansions!

You will also learn…

• Exact amounts of materials you will need, so that you do not waste money and material and that you have enough to complete the project (without running back and forth to Home Depot)
• We will start you on a journey of incredible craftsmanship for your pets once you understand the care and detail that goes into these (your thought process will change and more care will go into everything you do)
• Your care and love will be obvious to your kitties when they first step foot into their own custom designed cat palace (feeling your energy …your cats will notice just how much you put into this… we know this from years of experience)
• Talk about some spoiled cats!  You will create something that not one of your friends (or your cats friends) will have (can we say envious people and neighborhood cats peering through your windows to see what you are up to?)
• Once you understand the design process your mind will open up to all of the possibilities around you.  Everywhere you look in your house you will now understand what is possible (hey, that corner over there is empty… maybe if I built a ….)

We debated and fought over the decision to show our techniques to others so they could build their own.  I mean we were giving away 15 years of experience and our deepest secrets that took thousands and thousands of hours to perfect.

Are we crazy?

Then I noticed that companies were starting to copy our designs from the website we had up at the time.  And they were doing a poor job copying us at that! 

They still did not get it.

They tried to copy our designs but they missed out on the most important detail…The utter devotion to perfection and quality that we put into our creations.  I must say it really burns my butt to see people copying us especially when they do so with a cheap scratching post mentality – that is not what your cats want. 

They want quality!

So it was decided then and there ….let’s give away our secrets to designing the most purrfect, unique, masterfully created cat palaces on this earth!

And your cats get the direct benefit...

• Cats sense your love, and they will know what you have built for them… and that put your own TLC into it.  In turn they will use it, enjoy it and definitely love it…

My cats use theirs typically for 5 – 8 hours out of the day !

•  They treat these palaces like their own beach house… kicking back, enjoying the sun… the heat… and the much needed rest and relaxation – the ultimate kitty cat getaway (somehow they sense that these are not for play, but for privacy and enjoyment)

• Your cats will love the palace you build for them especially if you have kids or dogs – this gives them the ultimate escape (and don’t be surprised if your kids and dogs try to fit in there too)
• Cats were considered gods at one time with their own luxury surroundings, jewels, food and accommodations.  This is your chance to show your cats your love and affection (and that you respect them and honor how important they really are to you)…

 How to build your own cat house – anywhere...

• Crafted in small garages with simple tools.  Tools that you may have already, or can borrow from others… or even rent for the weekend if needed.  No need for the $50,000 tools you see them using on the shows on tv, the simpler the better
• Unique bonuses that help you understand and respond to your cats changing needs.  Your cat’s health and happiness could depend on it.

So... we packed up our video camera and started building our single floor model.  Let me tell you…this is no studio quality video though.  It is done in our garage, with the tools we have and use daily.

You can copy our designs and details…

and your cats will love you for it.

 We show you everything you need to cut, paint, screw, nail, insulate, carpet etc… and in the end…voila!  Your feline friends will now have their own palace.  All their kitty friends on this block will be incredibly jealous though!

Be prepared to see a few of them peering through your windows admiring your creation (just make you tell them to tell their owners where you heard of us please :o)

 More to look forward to…

• Considerably therapeutic to spend time working on your cats new palace 
• Takes the mystery (and cost) out of high-end cat condos, palaces, scratching posts etc., it is simple once you get the hang of it.
• Clues you into simple tips to save time and money while making something beautiful that will last for many years, and give you a lifetime of pleasant memories
• Reveals the best ways and tips to save frustrations in your designs and your completed projects
• You will love the easy reading, light hearted style – free of shop talk and jargon – talking one on one, showing you just the basics with no technical talk…

also…

• Discover how to curb their desire to scratch their new palace, keep them clean and keep them durable
• Complete course takes you through a guided tour of your cat’s needs and how you will be responding their demands…
• Discover how to introduce your cats to their new home when it is ready.  Avoiding long painful episodes when that finicky feline contemplates this new creation.
• Sharpen your own knowledge of craftsmanship and hobbies.  Revealing some simple explanations to make things easy for you or anyone else you are giving this to…
• Be alert to the hidden health hazards in your home and how to create a cat palace with 100% water soluble (safe) products
• No other publication we have ever found shows you such details and covers everything as comprehensively as this.
• As a proud member of the club, you will be able to count yourself among the discerning audience who appreciates the deep satisfaction one gains by crafting a masterpiece on your own.
• Printed and packaged in a sturdy 3 ring binder with 91 minute video, this course is meant to be read, marked, borrowed and re-read…but, above all… cherished and enjoyed by all for years to come...

There is no other feeling like that day your cats move into the creation that you invested your love into… 

• You really get your moneys worth in this guide. Easily saving you 20, 30 or 40 hours of trial and error. Cutting down waste by up to 47% and ensuring longevity.
• Think of the joy you will feel when your kitty first starts sniffing around your masterpiece.  They cautiously walk inside – then plops down, rolls around and starts purring. 

That… makes it all worthwhile.

•  Consider the wonder you’ll see in others eyes who first sees what you created for your furry friends (over the past 15 years we have had thousands of awe inspired cat lovers express their deepest admiration for what we have built)

• We guarantee you will be impressed with the quality, the beauty, the detail and the sheer enjoyment you and your cats will get from this once you are completed.

Try getting this detail anywhere else… it does not exist. 

You see…this is a test.  We think there are lots of loving cat owners like you out there that appreciate quality, uniqueness and utter catisfaction with everything they do.

So we are trying this video out with a small number of cat lovers.  When we have sold our initial run of video courses, we will then decide if we are going to showoff our secrets to everyone. If the response is right…we have some incredible surprises in store for you!

More on that later…

For now, we would love to help you build one of these palaces for your kitties. And we will do so in a way that has never been done before!

We show you every step of the way on the video.

We supply you with exact blueprints done by a professional architect.

We guide you through everything you need to do, buy and build.

Complete 34 page guide, 99 minute video, blueprints and bonuses

 And we will do this with our unmatched, unbelievably crazy 90-day Catisfaction Guarantee!

 “If we don’t do exactly as we promise. If your kitties are less than absolutely thrilled with their new palace – ship the course back to us and we will immediately refund your money…”

Not only that...  We have a few surprise bonuses for you.  You can keep an extra $212 worth of surprise bonuses we will throw in, even if you decide to take us up on our 100% Catisfaction guarantee.

Here is what you need to do…

First of all ...try out our video course... better than risk free.  Watch the video, read the blueprints and guide that comes with it.  Then you will need some decent tools, 40 hours of your spare time over the next few months (remember – you have 365 days to do this) and approximately $100 in materials.

We will walk you through everything, and we will be here to answer any questions or concerns you may have in the process.

All for $57 – shipping included !

Remember though, as I said, we are only printing a small number of guides, blueprints and videos. 

Get yours now!

So please, click here to order now and get one of the copies shipped out to you immediately. 

Your cats will love you for this!  We guarantee it.

PS – we have a 100% success rate with every cat that owns one of these palaces – they absolutely adore them!  Yours will too.  If for some reason, your cat is incredibly finicky (which we have yet to find one yet that is too finicky to enjoy one of these palaces) you can keep the $221 worth of bonuses and frankly…probably the cat house you build too!  So please, do your kitties a favor and try our tutorial out.  Remember, we have tons of surprises in store for you and your kitties as well…

P.P.S - You will receive the complete manual, 99 minute video, blueprints to ensure everything is covered and a few extra bonuses to make sure your kitties are purrfectly happy. Get your copy now and start today.  Your cat's will love it! Guaranteed

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